Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Best Foreign Films Winners 1991-2015 Ranked


Best Foreign Film (BFF) winners (2015-1991) ranked


Worst to First




Since I started My BFF Project in June 2016, I’ve reviewed 26 winners of the Oscar for Best Film in a Foreign Language.  Just because they won the Oscar doesn’t mean they were good, at not least to me.  And just because the movie isn't good doesn't mean my review isn't.  Hopefully.  Here I rank them, including a word or two from each review.  Click the titles to read the full reviews.

I found all but one of these movies using my Cuyahoga County Library Card (that’s the county that includes Cleveland, Ohio).   Most of them can be watched using IMDb or Amazon, or possibly Netflix or On Demand for the more recent films.  A new review every Tuesday!

Enjoy!

26.  From Spain, 1999 Winner, All About My Mother--. . .  "I give it a full thumbs-down."



25.  From Italy, 1991 Winner, Mediterraneo--"Skip this movie and go have yourself a banana split."



24. From Canada, 2003 Winner, The Barbarian Invasions—"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz."

 








23.  From Spain, 2004 Winner, The Sea Inside--"Do I recommend it?  Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!"



22.  From France, 2012 Winner, Amour--"I wouldn't say this movie is the opposite of love, but I give it a solid: 'Meh.'"








21.  From France, 1992 Winner, Indochine--"Unfortunately, in the end, what little I got out of it wasn’t worth it.  Just like Vietnam."


  
20.  From the Netherlands, 1997 Winner, Character--"As an art film, it works.  As a work of entertainment, it’s not worth the effort."










19.  From Italy, 2013 Winner, The Great Beauty--"I give it three of five meatballs, or whatever they use to rate movies in Rome."









18.  From Denmark, 2010 Winner, In a Better World--"To me, not a great Danish film."
 









17.  From the Netherlands, 1995 Winner, Antonia's Line--"Women will like it more than men, and that’s . . . okay."


 








16.  From Bosnia, 2001 Winner, No Man's Land--"Worth a look if you like war movies, especially the anti-war kind."










15.  From Spain, 1993 Winner, Belle Époque--"Light in tone and visually satisfying . . . .Why not check it out?"


14.  From South Africa, 2005 Winner, Tsotsi--"One of those films I will never watch a second time, but certainly worth a good one-time screening."



13.  From The Czech Republic, 1996 Winner, Kolya--"Maybe you won’t be thinking about it for any length of time when you are done and maybe you wouldn’t put it into any kind of Top Ten lists.  But definitely an entertaining story."


 








12. From Russia, 1994 Winner, Burnt by the Sun--"Worth seeing, if not an outstanding movie."

 





11.  From Switzerland, 1990 Winner, Journey of Hope--"This cost me $2 on Amazon to watch it and it was worth every penny."









10.  From Hungary, 2015 Winner, Son of Saul--"I wouldn’t recommend this one for a first date, unless you are hoping there won’t be a second one.  That said, this a significant work of historical record."

 







9.  From Taiwan, 2000 Winner, Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon--"A very fun movie to watch, especially on the big screen (as I did when it came out), even if when you walk away you have no idea what happened."


8.  From Germany, 2007 Winner, The Counterfeiters--"As a non-war war movie, this one hits the mark.  The real kind."











7.  From Argentina, 2009 Winner, The Secret inTheir Eyes--Fun to watch, like a good cop show.


6.  From Japan, 2008 Winner, Departures--"A film with comedy that isn’t over the top and has drama at the right tone.  Believe me, you are dying to see it."












5. From Poland, 2014 Winner, Ida--"I’ll give it a 16-going-on-17 out of 20."

 







4. From Germany, 2002 Winner, Nowhere in Africa--"8 out of 10 . . . "





3.  From Iran, 2011 Winner, A Separation--You will relate.  This one is a treasure.






2.     From Germany, 2006 Winner, The Lives of Others--"I don’t know if this was the best movie I ever saw . . . but it is one of the best foreign ones I’ve ever seen."



  1. From Italy . . . 1998 Winner, Life IsBeautiful--"I bet if someone had walked in on me watching this movie, they would have asked me what I was smiling about."


     


Tuesday, December 20, 2016

1990 Winner, Journey of Hope



Journey of Hope

Director:  Xavier Koller

Distributed by:  Miramax

Released:  August 1990

Country:  Switzerland

A 20th century poet once opined, “It’s no fun being an illegal alien.”  Truer words were never spoken for Haydar, a sheep farmer from rural Turkey.  Sure Haydar has a loving wife, a gaggle of fun children, a supportive extended family, and a never-ending supply of lamb chops.  But he gets a postcard from his brother in Switzerland that says something like, “Having a lovely time sucking down hot chocolate and listening to that Ricola dude yodeling in my back yard.  Hope to see ya soon on the ski slopes!”  (that’s a rough translation)  This postcard enchants Haydar, and soon his mind is made up--he's off to Switzerland.

I’m no whiz in geography, but it would seem to me that it isn’t all that easy to get from Turkey
Haydar and Mehmet Ali reading the postcard
to Switzerland without a passport.  Switzerland doesn’t have a huge wall at its border (or didn’t in this movie—how the heck should I know?) but it does have a little thing called the Alps!  Haydar may have watched the Von Trapps saunter through the mountains to escape the Nazis, but he will soon find that this isn’t the movies.  Well, it is the movies, but you know what I mean.

Haydar can’t afford to take the whole family—he will have to grease a few officials along the way and sell everything he has just to get himself and his wife out of there.  He decides to take one of the kids with him because kids adapt so well to new things.  At the beginning of the film, all Haydar’s kids had a group dare, the stunt being to lie on the train tracks while a train passes over
REEE-CO-LAAAH!
them.  All be but one chickened out before the train got there—all but little Mehmet Ali, a cute 7-year-old boy.  Watching the kid who plays Mehmet Ali was probably the most enjoyable part of this film for me.  He’s one of those kids who pisses a parent off by ignoring what he’s told to do, but Mom or Dad can’t stay mad because you cannot help but like his pluck and good nature.  Mehmet Ali wins over everyone he comes in contact with, including a crusty old trucker who helps the threesome get toward their destination.  There is one scene in particular—toward the end of the film, when the family is struggling in the cold mountains, when Mehmet Ali is cold and scared and you can’t help but worry about the little fella.

One thing I struggled with was why on earth Haydar got it into his Turkish skull that he had to move to Switzerland in the first place.  Sure, his dopey brother painted a pretty picture for him, but he really didn’t seem to have it all that bad in Turkey.  I mean, it’s not like he lived in Detroit.  He was willing to sacrifice everything to get to his Shangri-La, and I don’t want to give away the ending, but sometimes you have to realize the grass isn’t always greener on the other side of the mountains. 
Crossing the Alps in the movies

The Title:  Also known as Reise der Hoffnung in German and Umuda yolculuk in Turkish.  I’m not sure those are direct translations, but they can’t be worse than Journey of Hope as a title.

The Culture:  What I got out of it is that if they can, Turks will do anything to get out of their country, and there are plenty of crooks willing to take their money to help them do it.
 
Crossing the Alps in this movie
Agenda Danger:  I GUESS if you are obsessed with illegal immigration, you might find fault with how sympathetic Haydar and his family are seen.  But only if you are like Ann Coulter-crazy.

Best Picture that year:   Dances With Wolves

Rating:  It was nothing downright special, but I admit to having rooted for this family, or at least to see something go right for them.  This cost me $2 on Amazon to watch it and it was worth every penny.